im so ugly its like god was playing the sims and he clicked the randomize button
someone fucking gets it
- my friends: how does it feel to dedicate your life to a fictional character who isn't real
- me: pretty fucking great actually thanks
- me about my ships: OH MY GoD FEELINGS YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE SDKFLJSDLJ THEIR HANDS BRUSHED AND NOW THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER FOR SEVERAL LONG SECONDS OH GOD THIS IS SO ROMANTIC I CANNOT. SObbinG.
- me irl: i hate romantic things i'd rather eat scissors.
- american person: *writes date*
- me: but there is no 15th month