May 2013
im so ugly its like god was playing the sims and he clicked the randomize button
someone fucking gets it
April 2013
February 2013
November 2012
October 2012
For the First Time
The Script
The Script - For the First Time
We’re smiling but we’re close to tears,
Even after all these years,
We just now got the feeling
That we’re meeting for the first time
- my friends: how does it feel to dedicate your life to a fictional character who isn't real
- me: pretty fucking great actually thanks
- me about my ships: OH MY GoD FEELINGS YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE SDKFLJSDLJ THEIR HANDS BRUSHED AND NOW THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER FOR SEVERAL LONG SECONDS OH GOD THIS IS SO ROMANTIC I CANNOT. SObbinG.
- me irl: i hate romantic things i'd rather eat scissors.
- american person: *writes date*
- me: but there is no 15th month
